jakemalik:

“hey do you have any cool plans for the break?”

me: time for bed

me, laying in the dark 10 minutes later: holy shit i want to eat a whole baguette

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Normal Person: Throws a party.

Me: Tries to hit that one high note at full volume.

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jiyongs-g-thong:

wheres the customize button for my face

vampyredoll:

“stop being dramatic”

me: